In a move sending shockwaves throughout the nation, the LibertyRush website announced the first successful test of  Pissed off Americans Patriots nuclear weapons program. A model of the device, two chunks of uranium in a Steel Drum, was on display during the press conference. “Never again will the North Korean leader Kim Jong Un' look down upon the United States as weak,” III% American Patriots announced at a gun range packed with journalists. “Today we have proven that one does not need permission or Tax-based technology to be powerful in this world.”

A council of the governors and Homeland security responded to the announcement with a tersely worded message that "further provocative actions by the American Patriots will not be tolerated." It also voted to enact legislation to Double down on Obamacare and permanent Facebook bans in order to pressure American Patriots to put the uranium back in the ground where they found it. The III%ers responded by mobilizing a fleet of the biggest nuclear-armed Redneck pickup trucks I ever saw to blockade the 10 square miles of Washington, D.C., formally the District of Columbia and commonly referred to as Washington
As the economy, now Boombs American residents could see prices for household goods fall by as much as 50%
and Home Depot has announced that it will speed up plans to develop portable safe spaces to help ease the tensions in Washington DC

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Posted in U.S on August 11 at 08:40 PM

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